Anonymous asked: Ok so my brother is gay and he has a lesbian bestfriend. One time they both got drunk and I guess they were horny and he fucked her. I talked to both of them individually and my beother started to cry and said it was the worst experience of his life and that he mad a mistake. His lesbian friend said that was the nastiest shit she's ever done because his balls were clapping on her pussy.
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